How Meme Coins Screw You (And why I keep buying them anyway)

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Meme-Coins are basically like lottery tickets. You buy one, it either multiplies 100x or it crashes; unless you spend 15 hours a day devoted to the craft or are in on the rug pulls. Beer.

Timothy, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’ll break it down even more for you. Piss on the train. Timothy gets arrested, Timothy lose. Timothy gets away, Timothy wins. Chances of Timothy getting away: 7%.

OK, that was a shit analogy. But you get the point, right? It’s either hit or miss or trial and error if you’re dedicated to the art.

And cryptoinvestor69420, I’m sorry to break it to you, buddy, but I think kanyelover7000 was actually just meant to be a rug pull, and it is very possible that the anon dev team is partying in some tax-free country at this very moment.

As a certified idiot, allow me to explain to you, what chatGPT explained to me. Keep reading.

Step 1: Birth.

Two main elements create a successful meme coin. Zero real-world value and scandalous intent.

Execution:

1. Pick a stupid name. Typically inspired by memes, current affairs, and Elon.
2. Ask chat-GPT to give you big, funny words. Like Bumfuzzle, to describe the coin.
3. Launch a low-budget website and fill it with memes related to your meme-coin and false promises for good measure.
4. List it on a website like Solana.
5. Congrats, Your shitcoin is now a reality.

Step 2: Advertising.

Bamboozle desperate degens.

Execution:

1. Get a few bot accounts and an official account for your shitcoin and spam websites like X, blue sky, reddit.
2. Get crypto influenza on Twitter, Reddit, and telegram to start hard selling your coin. Pay them if you must, because you’ll probably double it if you stick to the plan.
3. Get more crypto influenza to sell your coin. And then some more.
4. Multiple fake partnerships.
   Example: We’re currently working very closely with the government to discuss further development of our coin “gawkgawk300.”
5. Keep repeating this until you’re satisfied with the price.

I also obviously gamble with my children’s college education fund

Step 3: The Rug Pull.

The most important step. This is what changes your life.

Execution:

1. Wait for exit liquidity.
2. Drain liquidity pool. Collections of your related assets basically.
3. Dump token supply. Get rid of all your tokens.
4. Delete your existence from social media. Just let the Reddit account stay, so people look at it and cry.
5. Move to UAE or Vanuatu or something and do it all over again.

Congrats, Bozo. You can now finally afford an iced-out Rolex and a mansory Cullinan.

Why do I keep buying meme coins? (3 main reasons)

1. I want to get rich fast. I’m talking kanYE mood swings fast.
2. It’s only 50$ bozo. (Copium)
3. YOLO (I’m a degenerate gambler)

I’m the former, obviously

How to increase your chances of making money as a buyer?

Emphasis on chances.

Don’t believe dumb fucking pikers. They will land you in trouble bozo. (x3)

Possibly buy early and sell before morons pull the rug. (x3)

Scalp the more popular and high market cap ones instead.

Even after all this, you’re still at a very, very, very high risk. (Unless you’re a quant)
So leave the losing fuck tons of money to me.

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Your move, Jeff.
Comment down below your biggest losses so we can all cope together like a true gambler circlejerk.

Meme-Coin makes you poor. (High chance)
Meme-coin makes you rich. (Low chance)
Possibly no trade meme-coin.

Until next time,
SchmuckofWallStreet

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